A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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