I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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