well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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