I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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