i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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