Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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