remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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