Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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