have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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