my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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