he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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