i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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