I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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