nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Drake has all the answers
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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