the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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