The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
