i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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