Do you still have your period?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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