I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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