Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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