we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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