yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
soo... how was my night?
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