i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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