Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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