we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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