i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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