Is it normal to miss your booty call?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize