Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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