"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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