The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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