YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we made out on top of his cat.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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