Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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