having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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