no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Randomize
