Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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