i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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