i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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