: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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