Porn is love you can see.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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