Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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