You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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