he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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