I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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