Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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