I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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