sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I think weed is turning my hair brown
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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