Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Randomize
