sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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