i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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