Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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