I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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