I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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