i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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