Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
