Dual....:-)
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
